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		<title>I &lt;3 NY Rep Anthony Weiner</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2011/02/24/i-3-ny-rep-anthony-weiner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 23:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Healthcare]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is NY Representative Anthony Weiner.  He is absolutely amazing! I have nothing to add.  (Except I really love this guy and he can stay in office). Filed under: Healthcare, National News, Politics<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1648&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Investigation Uterus:  How the GOP Wants to Peek in Your Lady-Parts</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2011/02/24/investigation-uterus-how-the-gop-wants-to-peek-in-your-lady-parts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Healthcare]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Georgia state rep Bobby Franklin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GOP criminalize miscarriage]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[uterus police]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If the police are looking at a uterus, it better be on an autopsy table. This has been all over the blogosphere before finally breaking into something more mainstream (Jason Linkins over at HuffPo).  People, you best pay attention! Some schmuck down in Georgia (schmuck = Georgia state rep Bobby Franklin) had the brain fartiest [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1646&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Libya!  Who cares?  We&#8217;ve got GAS PRICES!</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2011/02/22/libya-who-cares-weve-got-gas-prices/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 03:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[International News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gadhafi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gas prices]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Libya genocide]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Libyan crisis is approaching genocide. Gaddafi declared his intent to fight to his &#8220;last drop of blood.&#8221; Close to 300 people have been killed protesting his dictatorship. He is ready to have his mercenaries butcher his own people in order to prop up his corrupt, evil regime. Many overuse the word &#8220;evil.&#8221; This time, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1642&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to 2011</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2011/02/21/welcome-to-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Letter from the Editor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We finally got out of our New Years' haze/hangover to open the bar for 2011!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1368&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Open Letter to the Conservative Movement</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/05/12/1361/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whiskey Wednesday]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin tea party]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(The following only applies to those members of the listed groups who proclaim they want freedom and lower taxes, dammit, but are obviously full of crap &#8211; we&#8217;re looking at you, Sarah Palin). Dear Republican Party, Tea Party and Self-Identified Conservatives: We HEAR you.  Trust us, you are yelling and screaming at the top of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1361&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Mr. President:  Grow a Pair!</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/05/11/dear-mr-president-grow-a-pair/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/05/11/dear-mr-president-grow-a-pair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 10:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tequila Tuesday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drug control policy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkreport.net/?p=1351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear President Obama: We here at The Drunk Report were enthusiastic when John McCain did not win the presidency, which is not to say we were your strongest supporters.  We were just really, really glad Sarah Palin was not one heart attack away from the presidency.  Also, McCain started pandering to the Christianists (who are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1351&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What the Obama Administration Is Doing For the Gay Community</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/05/07/what-the-obama-administration-is-doing-for-the-gay-community/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/05/07/what-the-obama-administration-is-doing-for-the-gay-community/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Neish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Five o&#039;clock somewhere Friday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay Rights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, there&#8217;s&#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;.yeah, I got nothin&#8217;. Filed under: Five o&#039;clock somewhere Friday, Gay Rights, National News, Politics<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1347&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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