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		<title>Out of Commission</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/28/out-of-commission/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cat Martini</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Letter from the Editor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Bar Flies,
Unfortunately, the American healthcare system is failing yours truly and Jack Manhattan at the moment, so this week we will be out of commission.
Please peruse the archives and comment freely.
Thank you for your understanding.
Stay drunk,
Cat Martini
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		<title>Start over, are you SERIOUS?</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/27/start-over-are-you-serious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Wallbanger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Healthcare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shots on Saturday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[republicans want health bill scrapped]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For seven and a half hours yesterday, our elected officials got together to see if they could hash out a compromise to the health care debate. Yet, at the end of those seven hours, they walked away with nothing. We have not moved forward one inch since this all began LAST summer, and to tell [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&blog=10034188&post=1323&subd=thedrunkreport&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>EU Economic Crisis is the True Test</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/26/eu-economic-crisis-is-the-true-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Manhattan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Five o'clock somewhere Friday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[International News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week we watched as the EU&#8217;s banking practices are being tested. The crisis in Greece, an EU member state, has highlighted the consequences of a unified European economy. Each member state fights tooth and nail to keep as much sovereignty as possible, while pointing the finger at other member states about their lack of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&blog=10034188&post=1321&subd=thedrunkreport&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Liquid Lunch:  Migraine Round 2</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/25/liquid-lunch-migraine-round-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cat Martini</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tonic Thursday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liquid Lunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Tequila Whisperer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Technically, I&#8217;m not sure which round I&#8217;m on with this migraine, but it&#8217;s going Mike Tyson on me!  I&#8217;m not sure the damned thing isn&#8217;t gonna bite my head off in a minute!
Anyway &#8211; today&#8217;s Liquid Lunch is about Tequila Whisperer and the LIVE show tonight!
There&#8217;s a new link to it, Bar Flies, so make [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&blog=10034188&post=1319&subd=thedrunkreport&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Patience is a Virtue, And I Lost Mine A Long Time Ago&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/25/patience-is-a-virtue-and-i-lost-mine-a-long-time-ago/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Manhattan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GIN & tonic Thursday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay Rights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
We are, slowly, moving forward. We are, slowly, moving the movement forward. But, there are still hurtles to overcome. Unfortunately, the greatest hurtle to overcome seems to be the largest gay lobby group, The Human Rights Campaign. HRC, for years, has taken the lead in pushing for gay rights. They now, sadly, stand behind the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&blog=10034188&post=1317&subd=thedrunkreport&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Liquid Lunch:  The Migraine Edition</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/24/liquid-lunch-the-migraine-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cat Martini</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whiskey Wednesday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liquid Lunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Update]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This Cat has a major headache!  Which is why we didn&#8217;t have up one of those super-cool vids from Tequila Whisperer&#8230;sorry, guys, but until my meds kick in, Jack&#8217;s filling in!
So, for Liquid Lunch, I updated the site so we could have stream-lined and drunkety-drunk-drunk-DRUNK all at the same time!
Let us know what you think!
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		<title>Tea Bag This!</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/24/tea-bag-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Manhattan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was raised to consistently believe: 
There were only two places where tea came from: 
                  1. My Mama&#8217;s Sweet Tea
                  2. Long Island
 
Now, this right wing, pseudo-fascist movement want to debase and forever curse the high monitor that is “tea.” These so-called “Tea Baggers” are taking a beautiful moment in United States History, the recognition by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&blog=10034188&post=1310&subd=thedrunkreport&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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