Hey, Bar Flies, grab whatever beer you’ve got lying around in your fridge or your buddy’s fridge and guzzle while watching this very Helpful Hint from Lauren, the chef over at Drunken Cooking Show!
Weekly Roundup: The CPAC Edition
Since we didn’t devote much (any) article space to CPAC, I thought our Weekly Roundup should cover it. Oh, and it’s all VIDEOS, so click more for some great entertainment!
Super Bowl Potato Salad
Beer Accompaniment: Budweiser – gotta stick up for Bud as they do a great job of supporting our troops! Thank you, Anheuser Busch!
INGREDIENTS:
- 3 pounds red potatoes – cooked until just tender, cooled and cubed
- 6 hard cooked eggs – cooled and coarsely chopped
- 1 large jar of pimentos – drained
- 1 small jar of DILL relish (under no circumstances should you consider sweet relish) – drained
DRESSING:
- 3/4 cup mayonnaise
- 3 Tablespoons Grey Poupon Harvest Coarse Ground Mustard
- salt & pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS:
Mix together dressing ingredients in a small bowl until well blended.
In a large mixing bowl, combine all other ingredients. Add dressing a little at a time and fold in gently.
Eat, drink and watch commercials!
The WINNERS!
Today’s Liquid Lunch is being devoted to the winners of the polls taken by our devoted Bar Flies! Without further ado, January’s Reason to Binge Drink and Captain Obvious Award winners!
JANUARY’S REASON TO BINGE DRINK:
Weekly Roundup: Idiots And, Well, More Idiots.
We’re constantly updating and correcting things here at The Drunk Report, in order to give you the top shelf drinking/reading experience you are looking for. In that spirit, we’re keeping the daily and weekly versions of the Reason to Binge Drink award, but doing away with the Captain Obvious Award. We will still report News of the Obvious, but one award should be sufficient to point out the ass-hats and fuck-tards in the news.
Flan – Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 cups sugar
- 2 tablespoons water
- 1/2 lemon, juiced
- 2 cups heavy cream
- 1 cinnamon stick
- 1 vanilla bean, split and scraped
- 3 large eggs
- 2 large egg yolks
- Pinch salt
Directions
Time Is Up!
TERM LIMITS!!!!
This is the Gospel of the Drunk, today. Grab your flask, fill up with the sweet, sweet nectar, and head over to the polling booth and vote those bastards out. Far too long have we elected career politicians. Too long have we allowed their re-election campaigns to dictate our nations policies. When our elected officials spend more time pandering to special interests and PACs rather than sitting down and actually governing.
Too many times this past year, equality has been put on the back burner by legislatures in New Jersey and Hawaii put off marriage equality on hold because they do not want to make waves during the upcoming election year. Heaven forbid the welfare of the people they were elected to represent take precedence over their jobs.
We must have accountability. The Constitution was amended to limit the president to two terms. Why can we not amend it to keep our Congress and our state legislatures free of career politicians? Let us have a true democracy. If not, then let us send a message to our elected officials. Forget your alliances to Democrat or Republican. Just vote against the incumbent.
For those on the Right, that want an Evangelical Christian America, the Republicans have not really helped with that, have they? Oh, they talk a good game, but they have accomplished very little in the thirty years since Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell sent their loyal minions into the heart of the Republican Party.
And on the Left. What have they done? I am on the left, and I am sick of the infighting. We are way too disorganized. I’d vote Right just to send the message that they need to get their shit together on the Left so we can actually make some lasting and important changes in this country!
Liquid Lunch
David Plouffe gives the Dems a recipe for success. (The Washington Post)
The banks won’t help underwater homeowners, so the homeowners may have to help themselves. (The New York Times)
Jesus rifles to stop. (The Freethinker)
US Marines officially leave Iraq. (War News Updates)
Cheesy Egg Pie
Recommended Beer: Sierra Nevada Kellerweiss
INGREDIENTS:
- 1.5 cups of Ricotta cheese
- 4 eggs, beaten
- 1/2 cup Pecorino Romano cheese
- 1/2 lb diced pepperoni, salami, prosciutto and capocollo
- 6 oz diced, fresh mozzarella (not the hard block kind, the soft kind)
- Salt & pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS:
Mix all ingredients together in a mixing bowl. Pour into pre-made pie shell and bake at 350°F for about an hour.
From SCOTUS to the Dems to the CHUTZPAH ALERT!
Hand me my drink, Bar Flies, cuz the past week calls for a stiff one! From the Massachusetts election to SCOTUS and Citizens United v FEC to Rush Limbaugh to the Democrats to the Republicans, it’s no wonder I need copious amounts of alcohol to wash it all down!
Let’s rattle the ice in our glasses (in lieu of a drum-roll) and announce this week’s winners! Don’t forget to check out Monday’s round-up for the CHUTZPAH ALERT!
Liquid Lunch
President Obama’s Newsweek article regarding the Haitian crisis.
Cindy Sheehan has decided to join those such as Sarah Palin and Pat Robertson in their quest for relevancy. Too bad she got the wrong house. (Holy Coast)
Wow! Bigots want to cloak their identities! Sounds like white robes to me! (The Mad Professah)
Spicy Breakfast Casserole
In winter, I tend to make a lot of spicy dishes. This is a great casserole to make when you’ve got company coming over for brunch (or to make just for you!).
Enjoy this recipe with a Dos Equis.
INGREDIENTS
- 1 pound spicy pork breakfast sausage, crumbled, cooked & drained of fat (reserve pork fat in skillet for cooking the onion & peppers)
- 6 eggs
- 1 cup heavy cream
- 1 small red onion, chopped
- 1 medium bell pepper, chopped (you pick the color)
- 1 small can of chopped green chilies, drained
- 6 slices of thick, crusty white bread
- 1.5 cups grated sharp Cheddar cheese
DIRECTIONS:
Once the sausage has been removed from the skillet, cook the chopped onion and pepper in the reserved fat until caramelized.
Whisk the eggs in a bowl with the cream. Season with salt and pepper.
Grease a 10 x 12 inch baking pan. Line the bottom of the pan with the bread (feel free to cut bread to fit). Sprinkle the bread with the sausage, the onions and peppers and the green chilies. Then, sprinkle with the cheese. Pour the egg mixture over the whole thing. Then, cover with foil and refrigerate overnight.
Preheat oven to 350° F. Do not remove foil. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until eggs are set.
Sunday’s Weekly Roundup, News of the Obvious & Reason to Binge-drink Award
The first full week of 2010! Oh, dear Bar Flies, I hope the year gets better. At least there’s plenty of fodder for comedians. Somebody out there needs some job security!
This week’s Reason to Binge-drink Award goes to none other than RNC Chairman Michael Steele! Runner-up was Rudy Giuliani. It was a close race, but watching Steele’s slow-motion train-wreck this week makes us all cringe into our drinks.
Let’s hit the weekly round-up now:
Fried Egg BTAs (Bacon, Tomato & Avocado)
This is one of those fantastic recipes you can have at any time of day. I must say bacon makes everything wonderful. Top that with a fried egg and some Vidalia onion and you’ve got heaven on bread!
Don’t forget to grab some beer to wash it all down with!
Café Con Leche
Though it is not as simple as a regular cup of joe, it is well worth the effort.
- Use Good Coffee – Use freshly ground coffee beans of a strong variety, such as French Roast. This type of roast makes dark, strong coffee. Skip the coffee that comes in a can. The grind is probably too large and the quality of the coffee beans themselves is probably not the best.
- Use Water that Tastes Good – If you like the taste of the water that comes out of your faucet in the kitchen, use it! But, if you do not drink your tap water because it has too many minerals in it, or it tastes of chlorine, then don’t make coffee with it! If it does not taste good enough to drink straight out from the tap, then coffee made with it won’t taste good either. In that case, use filtered or bottled water. If you have a water softener in your house, again we recommend that you use filtered or bottled water, since softened water may have sodium in it that can change the flavor of the coffee.
- Make the Coffee in an Espresso Maker – This does not mean you have to purchase a fancy machine! Most Spaniards have a coffee maker similar to the one in the photo. Depending on the size you buy, a simple stove-top espresso maker costs between $10-$20.
To make the coffee, simply fill the bottom portion with cold water. Fill the metal filter area in the middle with finely ground coffee and screw the pieces together. Place the coffee pot on the stove and heat until the water boils up into the top chamber and it fills up. When you hear air spurting and the top of the pot is full of coffee, it’s ready and you can turn the burner off. - Heat the Milk – Heat milk in a saucepan until almost boiling. In Spain you’ll probably find most restaurants serving whole milk, but 2% milk makes a great café con leche if you prefer. Avoid skim milk, as it will produce less leche for the café.
- Mix Together – Once you’ve heated the milk and the coffee is ready, it is time to mix them. We can tell you that the typical proportion is about equal parts. Adjust to taste, as desired.
How Weak Is Your Faith On Sunday?
Today, let us take a little break. A café con leche and a guava filled pastry are all I need right now. It seems since 2000 there has been a polarization of American society. There are those who are insistent that we have to curb the liberal excesses of our society. That the sex and violence on television and in movies is seeping into the culture and our youth have been lost to this cycle of sex, drugs and guns.
Michelada
In honor of getting back into the swing of things, I thought that this Mexican hangover cure would be especially helpful, and delicious!
Michelada
1 cold Mexican beer
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes Worcestershire sauce
Salt the rim of a chilled beer mug or large glass by wetting the rim and dipping in salt. Mix together all ingredients except beer. Stir well. Slowly pour beer into glass. Garnish with lime wedge. [6]. A common variation includes Clamato or Tomato juice.
We’re Back! (If only all promises were kept)
Well, it has been a long week. What with the lovely Cat falling to the Oinks, and my ever graceful self just falling face first into the streets of Ft. Worth, Texas.
But we’re back and with a vengeance. Okay, maybe not with a vengeance, we’re both still on that liquid (gin) diet. No we’re not (yes we are). So, I thought on this gloomy (here) Sunday, we might reminisce about the Year of Broken Promises. This post might be better saved closer to the end of the year, but since Levi Johnson decided to fuck with me in regards to his caribou jerky, I have to draw the line.




Weekly Roundup: Idiots and Catastrophes and Crazies, Oh, My!
by Sandra NeishThis week has been a doozy! If this is how 2010 is starting off, my only hope is “in like a lion, out like a lamb.” But enough looking into my crystal martini glass, time to look back over this past week.
Oh, and lest we forget, this week’s Reason to Binge Drink and the Captain Obvious Award winners…gotta click “more” to see them…
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