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		<title>EU Economic Crisis is the True Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week we watched as the EU&#8217;s banking practices are being tested. The crisis in Greece, an EU member state, has highlighted the consequences of a unified European economy. Each member state fights tooth and nail to keep as much sovereignty as possible, while pointing the finger at other member states about their lack of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1321&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Patience is a Virtue, And I Lost Mine A Long Time Ago&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  We are, slowly, moving forward. We are, slowly, moving the movement forward. But, there are still hurtles to overcome. Unfortunately, the greatest hurtle to overcome seems to be the largest gay lobby group, The Human Rights Campaign. HRC, for years, has taken the lead in pushing for gay rights. They now, sadly, stand behind [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1317&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tea Bag This!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was raised to consistently believe:  There were only two places where tea came from:                    1. My Mama&#8217;s Sweet Tea                   2. Long Island   Now, this right wing, pseudo-fascist movement want to debase and forever curse the high monitor that is “tea.” These so-called “Tea Baggers” are taking a beautiful moment in United [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1310&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Spicy Martini (In Honour of the Spicy Cat!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[12 oz (375ml) vodka 1/2 jalapeno, sliced 1/2 inch piece of ginger, finely sliced 1 inch piece lemongrass ice slice of jalapeno, to garnish Spicy Martini Directions Into a glass jug, combine all ingredients (except the ice). Cover with plastic wrap/ cling film (ie, Saran, Glad etc) and refrigerate overnight to allow flavours to infuse [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1304&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Liquid Panty Dropper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1/2 oz. Gin 1/2 oz. Rum, coconut 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach 1/4 oz. Triple Sec 1/2 oz. Vodka 2 splashes Cranberry Juice 3/4 glass Orange Juice 2 splashes Pineapple Juice Mixing Instructions Combine all alcoholic ingredients except peach schnapps. Fill most of the way with orange juice, leaving room for a few splashes of cranberry [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1292&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ignorance and Hope</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Manhattan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, as we end this week, let us raise a toast for the complete ignorance and disunity of the bigots in Uganda. Many of you are familiar with the “Kill the Gays Bill” proposed in Uganda that put a death penalty and severe prison terms on homosexuals and even their families and friends for not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1248&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Golden Fizz</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkreport.net/2010/02/18/golden-fizz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Manhattan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 oz Gin juice of 1 lemon or lime 1 egg yolk 2 tbsp superfine sugar seltzer water Directions: Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake very well. Strain and top off with seltzer water Filed under: GIN &#38; tonic Thursday, Tonic Thursday<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedrunkreport.net&amp;blog=10034188&amp;post=1245&amp;subd=thedrunkreport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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