Open Letter to the Conservative Movement

(The following only applies to those members of the listed groups who proclaim they want freedom and lower taxes, dammit, but are obviously full of crap – we’re looking at you, Sarah Palin). Dear Republican Party, Tea Party and Self-Identified Conservatives: We HEAR you.  Trust us, you are yelling and screaming at the top of [...]

Dear Mr. President: Grow a Pair!

Dear President Obama: We here at The Drunk Report were enthusiastic when John McCain did not win the presidency, which is not to say we were your strongest supporters.  We were just really, really glad Sarah Palin was not one heart attack away from the presidency.  Also, McCain started pandering to the Christianists (who are [...]

What the Obama Administration Is Doing For the Gay Community

Well, there’s……. ……. ……. ……. ……. ……. ….yeah, I got nothin’.

The Commercialization of Politics

Mad Men should be set in the halls of Congress.  After all, no advertisers are better than those who pimp politics.  Architects of campaigns come in the shape and guise of advisers, public relations gurus and, lest we forget, entertainment political commentators. America is a commercial society.  A single ad run during the Super Bowl [...]

Working our way back…

Sorry for the long delay in posting, dear Bar Flies. I’ve been sick in the worst way for the past month and am only beginning to be on the mend. We have lots to discuss…priests, Goldman Sachs, health care, Obama, Tea Baggers, et cetera. Trust…we’ve got it covered.  Your drunkety drunk-drunk bar-keeps are on the [...]