THE DRUNK REPORT

The Drunk Report is a look at news and politics through the lens of cases and cases of hard, hard liquor.

No matter the story, our bartenders, Cat Martini, Jack Manhattan, and Harvey Wallbanger will take it, examine it, mix it with the appropriate amount of alcohol and serve it up for the enjoyment of our readers (or Bar Flies, as we prefer).

We regularly refer to American elected officials as “Drunk Bastards,” and people like Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and George W. Bush as “fucktards.”  But that’s just us.  We aren’t liberals and we aren’t conservatives.  We’re drunks who really hate it when fucktards try to tell us (and the rest of the country) which moral code to follow or how we should live our private lives.  Again, that’s just us.  (And if the DNC doesn’t stop with their pandering soon, they’ll get labeled “asshats,” we’re just saying).

Every day is a new feature and comes complete with a recipe involving some form of alcohol.  If you want to become a Bar Fly, there’s a spot on the Home page for you to sign up.  If you’re a Bar Fly and you want to rant or make a suggestion, hit the Bar Fly page and leave us a comment.

Pull up a bar stool and join us in viewing news and politics under the influence.