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In lieu of Liquid Lunch today, Bar Flies, let us all raise a glass to Jenny Sanford who is leaving that skeeze-ball, fuck-tard Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina!
Go, Jenny! Woo-hoo! You tell that man to get the hell outta your governor’s mansion and take his shit and his hos with him. Good-bye! Put on those Louboutins girl, strap ‘em on!
This news come courtesy of our friends at the Los Angeles Times. I guess Tonic Thursday came a day late.
Girlfriend has said she wants privacy and good on her. She had her marriage with that schmuck dragged out for everybody and their mama ’cause he couldn’t keep it zipped. Now, she can plan her Freedom Party!
I think it’d be absolutely fabulous if she ran for governor against him! She’d so win!
Here’s to you, Jenny Sanford! This round’s on us!
Filed under: Five o'clock somewhere Friday, National News | Tagged: Governor Mark Sanford, South Carolina, Update
Why did Jenny blames gays for her husband’s infidelity? She should be looking in the mirror instead of outsourcing her intra and interpersonal deficiencies with her husband.
http://marlonb.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/gays-faulted-for-tiger-woods-infidelity/