Sandra Neish
Jack Manhattan
Harvey Wallbanger
This is why I can’t stand the Religious Right. This is why I get beyond angry over political pandering from anyone to these bigoted, hateful asses.
“Pastors” – and I use the term loosely and only as they are self-described pastors – like Rick Warren and John Hagee and the (fortunately) late Jerry Fallwell, are the impetus behind hatred and bigotry. They claim to speak for God, well, I’m more than a bit surprised the Almighty hasn’t taken severe exception to them (wearing their biblically condemned polyester suits – yeah, that part’s right next to the “don’t be gay” part) and struck them down with a large bolt of lightning.
I am more sick of these ass-wipes being taken seriously than I am of Sarah Palin being taken seriously. And that says something. Believe me.
Now, according to Newsweek, we have Rick Warren’s own words that he is taking a neutral position on the Uganda “kill the gays” bill. NEUTRAL?!? Rick Warren is outspoken on a variety of political issues, but has decided to be Switzerland when it comes to executing people for being gay. Really? Really.
Oh, he says he’s all about peace, love and cuddly puppies, but this travesty of a human being, this waste of polluted air, this…ugh! I can’t find the words to adequately describe his indescribable assaholicness! Pastor Butt Nuggett won’t say he’s against killing homosexuals?
Well, when someone finally passes a “kill the idiots” bill, I’m not going to say I’m against killing Pastor Butt Nuggett and his fellow dingleberries. Why? Because I’m FOR IT!!!
Hey, Rick Warren, I got a message for you…if one single homosexual gets killed in Uganda under this bill, the blood is on your hands. Maybe Pastor Butt Nuggett should re-read the bit about Pontius Pilate. There ain’t enough water.
So, I’ll save my loyal Bar Flies from having to say it, although, feel free to do so. I just have to sign off on this with one last little message:
Fuck you, Rick Warren and the Bible Belt you rode in on!
