THE DRUNK REPORT

As our dear friend, Jack has crawled deep inside his martini glass today, I thought we’d join him!  Why not mix tequila with a martini glass?  What could be better on a Tequila Tuesday?  I’m sure I don’t know, but this drink is damned good.  In fact, this drink delivers on its promises, unlike a certain president we are enjoying skewering on our cocktail pick.

INGREDIENTS:

• 2 parts tequila
• 2 parts orange vodka
• 1 part orange juice

DIRECTIONS:

Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker half-full of crushed ice.  Shake vigorously (pretend it’s the president and shake it like a polaroid picture).  Pour into martini glass and garnish with an orange slice.