THE DRUNK REPORT

Main Street bailout:  hopefully will have better effects than the Wall Street bailout (CNN)

Fistgate.  Things like this really hurt the LGBT push for equality.  I really wish people would think before doing some of this dumb shit.  Really.  (Big Government)

College football fandom gone awry.  (Marine Corps Times)

Greenhouse gasses are BAD.  (The New Mexico Independent)

Idiot throws tomatoes at idiot (Palin), hits cop instead.  SERIOUSLY?  (Pop Crunch)