THE DRUNK REPORT

Why drinking alcohol is a better idea than coffee:  Harvard.

The Puritans Are Coming!  According to this Gallup survey, Americans are leaning more to the right.  I think I’ll go make another martini, thanks.

And…conservatives are so rational about things like…hugs.

In the spirit of the Beer & Eggs Sunday Feature:  “Well-known Chicago Bar Accused of Racism.”  If that doesn’t make you reach for your Extra Stout, I don’t know what will.